The Midweek Premier League Winners & LosersManchester United
Two points clear with a game in hand, the champions will be leading a one-horse race if they win on Saturday at home to Everton before Chelsea and Liverpool cancel each other out 24 hours later.
For the neutrals and ABUs, there will be unease and disappointment that a title race that promised so much is already in danger of petering out towards predictability. This particular Premier League tale has been told too many times already. Yet for Sir Alex Ferguson formality cannot come too soon. At a rough count, United may still face another 30 or so matches during the remaining four months of the campaign - almost as many as some top-flight teams play in an entire season - so the quicker the league becomes a procession the better. Never mind their odds on winning the title - cut to 4/11 last night - start slashing their odds for the Champions League and another big drink.
Sir Alex Ferguson
What was it that Ferguson prophesised a few weeks ago that so infuriated Rafa Benitez? "There's no doubt in the second half of the season they will get nervous. With the experience we've got, having won a couple of titles in the past couple of years, it helps you. They are going into the unknown and, at this stage, if you make mistakes you get punished."
So prophetic we might as well talk about mind gain rather than mind games.
Aston Villa
The draw at Goodison Park was their best possible result and their 1-0 win at Fratton Park was the most they could have achieved with their only shot on goal during the 90 minutes.
Cristiano Ronaldo
Apparently there's such a thing as the Thierry Henry Addition - a goal scored late in a match already won that serves no other purpose than to provide cheap improvement to a player's goalscoring tally.
Apropos to nothing, Ronaldo's nine goals since October have included the final two additions in the 5-0 thrashing of West Brom, an 89th-minute penalty against Derby in the Carling Cup, a 90th-minute strike in the 5-0 win over Stoke, and two others against Hull and WBA that increased rather than secured United's lead of the game.
Tim Cahill
'The credit he receives is utterly incommensurate to his influence. He has never featured in the PFA's Team of the Year, not even after scoring 13 goals in 2005, his debut season in the Premiership. But other than Aaron Lennon, he is the best player, in terms of contribution and value, in the Premiership not playing for either ManYoo, Arsenal, Chelski or Liverpool' - Winners & Losers, December 2006.
Lennon may have regressed terribly since then but Cahill continues to be the league's best outside of the absolute elite. Indeed, it is his ability to rise to the occasion - often literally so, due to his incredible leap and timing - that marks out Cahill as a very special player. Since that eulogy was published, the Australian - whose record at Everton of 35 goals in 118 appearances is entirely pure in the sense it has not been doped up by any free-kicks or penalties - has scored at the Emirates, Anfield, Stamford Bridge and Old Trafford.
While he has not received the acclaim he deserves outside of Merseyside, his value to Everton is priceless. In the 35 league games he has appeared in since the start of last season, Everton have won 21 and lost just five. In the 26 he has missed, they've won just eight and lost 12.
final point in the form of a repeat: More's the pity that the obsession towards promoting English talent causes Cahill's qualities to be so shamefully unrecognised. Ironic, too, for having been plucked from Championship obscurity in 2004, the Aussie serves as a salient lesson for the Premier League that, instead of keeping their sights fixed abroad, the lower leagues of England can offer an outstanding product as well.
Arsenal
A vital point for the Gunners because otherwise Everton would have trailed them by two points rather than five and it would require the results of at least three sets of fixtures to go their way if Villa are to be overhauled rather than just two.
Robin Van Persie
As previously stated, only Van Persie's injury record prevents him being yet regarded as one of the league's absolute top performers. So note that, while Steven Gerrard was being withdrawn due to "tiredness" at Wigan even at a time when his side desperately required late intervention, the Dutchman was still on the pitch in the 94th minute at Goodison Park despite being an ever-present this year for the Gunners after Arsene Wenger felt unable to withdraw him against Cardiff on Sunday.
Andrei Arshavin
Are there still people struggling to fathom why Arsenal are preparing to take a very expensive plunge on Arshavin after Samir Nasri completed another 90-minute study in anonymity and Denilson was shunted on to the right of midfield at Goodison?
Frank Lampard
Lampard is the sort of bloke who always buys a ticket. His long, slow, looping corners against Boro to create Kalou's brace were not especially well-delivered in terms of speed, curl or accuracy but heeded the fundamental rule of set-pieces: Goals will not be scored if the ball doesn't get past the first defender.
Didier Drogba
He's improving. His last shot in the league went the very-wayward side of the corner flag. Against Boro, he at least managed to hit it.
Wigan Athletic
The Latics don't enjoy many positive results against the Big Four but, when they do, it tends to matter. In fact, their draw at Liverpool last January accounted for their first-ever point in the Prem against Big Four opposition along with prompting the F365 headline 'Pool's Title Chase Over For Another Year'. Two months later, Arsenal's own title chase was deflated by a wretched stalemate on the JJB quagmire and Emile Heskey's injury-time equaliser at Stamford Bridge in mid-April was the result that cost Chelsea the time. And this year...
Debutant Strikers
Before their debut strikes this midweek, Emile Heskey's 27 games this season had sourced just three goals, Craig Bellamy was averaging a goal every two-and-a-half games, and Mido had only netted once since August.
Manchester City
Now boasting the third-best home record in the league.
Carlton Cole
Update: Six goals in seven games represents the best run of his professional career. On a very incidental note, not one of those six goals was scored before half-time.
Matthew Taylor
Relative to his side's own standing in the league, Taylor has been one of the most influential players in the Premier League this season. After putting the gloss on a 3-1 victory at West Ham in October, Taylor scored the winner at Hull while his last four goals have all been recorded before the 20th-minute mark in games that Bolton have either won or drawn.
Benni McCarthy
The Blackburn striker's equaliser was his seventh goal in eight games. It was also critical. Without it, Bolton would head their north-west rivals by five points rather than just two.
Losers
Rafa Benitez
To borrow one of Rafa's favourite words, the fact of the matter is that, in a season in which his side are challenging for the title, the Spaniard is now enduring more criticism than in the five years previously in which Liverpool never offered any sort of challenge.
While that may sound a little perverse, the drift in opinion is easily explainable.
Whereas in previous seasons Benitez could cite Champions League success and construction work in the league, it is his evident failings whilst auditioning to be the manager of a title-winning side that has resulted in the erosion of trust. To repeat an increasingly-frequent accusation, Benitez seems too bloody-minded, too defensive and too perverse to guide Liverpool to the summit and keep them there. And those accusations just keep on mounting.
To describe his work in recent weeks as unconvincing would be generous. His handling of Robbie Keane constitutes a failure of management, his team selections have repeatedly backfired and his decision to embark on a public spat with Sir Alex Ferguson has, as feared, proved to be an error of seismic proportions. Wrong time, wrong way. While 'Rafa's Rant' may not have had a direct bearing on subsequent results, the confirmation it was an own-goal - not least because it made him a hostage to success - has only enforced the suspicion that he is not the man to lead Liverpool to the holy grail.
At Wigan, in a match that Liverpool had to win, the message from the top was garbled. In the context of a title race, resting Steven Gerrard - Liverpool's topscorer and talisman - for the final seven minutes in spite of Mido equalising in the 82nd was, to borrow another of Rafa's favourite words, 'crazy'.
Nor was the Spaniard making any more sense after the game. "In the second half it was a crazy game. When you don't control crazy games you don't win points. I don't know what is happening. Actually I do know, but I can't say anything about it. It is just crazy. You can't control what you can't change. It could be like this for years. Alex Ferguson has been here for 22 years and you can see what it means when you have been here for so long. The past three games have something in common I don't like."
Take your own pick from what that one common ingredient might be: a failure to convince, a failure to win, or a failure to manage.
Liverpool
Three successive draws and just three wins from their past ten matches. The wheels have come off and unless a fix is completed soon their concern will soon become securing a qualifying place for the Champions League.
Tony Adams
The winner of just 16 of his 73 games as a manager.
Newcastle United
Even by the Toon's standards, it has been a miserable week. In the space of a few hours, the spine of their team has been ripped out with Shay Given handing in his notice and Michael Owen and Joey Barton ruled out for two and three months respectively. Barely able to fend for themselves, only the inadequacies of others can keep them in the league.
And things might still deteriorate spectacularly before May's denouement. In a remark rather too revealing for comfort, Joe Kinnear confirmed on Wednesday night that the credit-crunch losses of owner Mike Ashley amounted to ฃ2bn and he was only "just about" able to continue to pay the club's wages.
Hull City
Since beating WBA on October 25, Hull have garnered seven points from a possible 42.
Middlesbrough
Without a league win since November 9.
Stoke City
Bottom of the away league table with just three points from 12 games.